Hail and Farewell to Britain

Once upon a slime I thought you royalty

I would never have questioned Your loyalty

Don’t act so surprised I saw through your disguise

But with friends like you Who needs enemas

Up until recently Never had a clue I must admit I pity you

I’m through with your kind Cause you’ve wasted my time

Please do not release them Lord, knows what they do

I can’t believe how cruel life is

Emotional blackmail Makes me sick, oh so sick

Who is to blame for constant shame on you

These words I use, Don’t confuse, with cool

This misfortune, not lost but won deserved

Choosing is hard Careful which god you serve

Traitors many, surrounding me cowards

Conspiracy so clear to see flowers

We were brothers ‘til discovered

Deceit tried with treason That’s the reason you’re beat

All hail and farewell to Britain All hail and farewell to thee

All hail and farewell to England All hail and farewell to me