Andy vs. Dizzy

It's about that time

Dizzy! C'mon c'mon c'mon

Dizzy! That's right, uh-huh It's like I want to eat his children, I want to have his heart

I'm ready

It's on tonight, when we get on the mic

Step again I bring fright like pirahna bites

Slice with precision my rhythm and rhyme interlocks

And drops HEAVY, hittin harder than cinder blocks

On the march like a mastadon

I'm strong and built to last in this rap-a-thon

So pass it on, I bring heat like twin holsters

Roast a hype beat like a bath full of toasters

You want a fair one? (Next) But you're scared run

Quit then admit you get lit like a flare gun

Your little rap on this camel's back

You can add a million of 'em and I handle that

But you you got no spine, and me when it's showtime

I keep the crowd groovin 'til they hang up the closed sign

Guys and girls dancin {OOH OOH}

So "Doowutchyalike" but don't touch the mic

Just watch nice and close like microscopes

As I go set to blow like isotopes

Poppa got a new pair of shoes, to catch caribous

With the verse so sick I took Theraflu

Andy Cooper! I don't need a alias

Stun anyone in a hundred mile radius

Cause I come off, quicker than a Snapple top

And catch jock like Germans on Hasslehoff

Daaaamn! Dizzy! Where's Dizzy? Diz?

Whassup man? What'chu got?

Let me interrupt and cut straight to the chase

Straight to your face so you make no mistakes

I can take a microphone and snap it like a styrofoam

Cause my style's off the hook like a dial tone

I'm pure blend, you're decaffeinated

And you're stickin out your neck to get decapitated

You have to hate it, bro you oughta lock your jaw

As the rhyme scheme drops like "shock and awe"

I'm a vet when it comes to a mic check

With no interference I get clearance from the flight deck

Cause I'm well known in the field of hip-hop

You can check my profile like Alfred Hitchcock

My tongue becomes a switchblade, it cuts ya down to size

Competition gets played, that's if they survive

I'm ready to attack so I'm throwing on my hunting cap

And count you out like a jumping jack

Or better yet Tae Bo, rappers are oblivious

That I can get a live show movin like giddy-up

Who'd they come to see? It was me, not you

Now you must confess I'm blessed like HA-CHOO~!

Alright so who you think won the battle man?

Aw man there's no question about that

Yeah it was me

You? Einstein who won the battle man?

(Ahh I don't know I wasn't listenin)