Celebrity

I'm a big celebrity

And I don't know what you've been told

But I think you should be more like me

So I'm gonna tell you what I know

See, you're just an average woman or man

And you shouldn't try to think for yourself

There's things that you can't understand

And I'll bet you could use my help

I'm on TV and radio

And unless I'm mistaken, you're not

So I've found almost every place I go

There's people just waiting to hear my thoughts

They say I'm a genius, they're right

So take my opinions seriously

I'll tell you how to live your life

Cause I'm a big celebrity

I'm a big celebrity

And I don't know what you've been told

But I think you should be more like me

So I'm gonna tell you what I know

I'm a big celebrity

And you've got such a long way to go

If you're gonna be more like me

So I'll tell you what you don't know

Hey big celebrity, please keep your politics

Your beliefs and your philosophies, all of it

Some advice if you wanna stay famous

Don't try to change us, just entertain us

You're a tabloid headline, a photo op

And now you want the same attention John and Yoko got

And when your album or your movie is a total flop

You'll be redundant like Bobby Brown or Robocop

So please stop and let me off your guilt trip

I know you made a lot of money and you've milked it

But you're not as smart as you think you are

So shut your mouth mr. movie star

I'm a big celebrity

And I don't know what you've been told

But I think you should be more like me

So I'm gonna tell you what I know

I'm a big celebrity

And you've got such a long way to go

If you're gonna be more like me

So I'll tell you what you don't know