La Revolucion

Clip clop, clip clop Hiding in the desert between the sand dunes

Haven't slept in three moons

I'm running off fumes

Plus, I'm feeling sick with Montezuma's revenge

But I know I can't quit until the madness ends (We gotta keep moving! )

We gotta keep moving, we're too close

And the enemy's scared, man, we got 'em on the ropes

So, hold your pistol on the low, and your head high

Look 'em, dead in the eye and shout the war-cry (People stand up! )

People stand up! Let's start a revolution

I'm fed up with being pushed around

We gotta fight back! And start a revolution

It's about time that we stood our ground

You see, it was ten or so years ago

When they rolled up in the town and stole the show (Stole the show)

They used sex, intimidation and violence to plunder

And take the people under like pirates

They started spreading their seeds about

And we tried to resist, but they squeezed us out

So we went underground, off the map

Now we're on our way back, now we're on our way back!

"This is it."

"You know when they move, they steal and erupt! "

"This is the moment."

"Better step back."

"Okay, mister, no more nice guy."

Now, I had a strategy, take 'em out rapidly

Break into their stronghold and blow a battery

I called a meeting and I drew up the plans

Volunteers? Fifty men then threw up their hands

I need one group on the boulevard

When you signal, just shoot with no regard

It's only a distraction (what?) so no killing

As you make noise we'll break in the main building

And head for the stash spots, with the cash pots

We'll take it all, and bleed 'em till the last drops

Then we'll need to tie up the guards

Cut the phone lines and set the charge

We'll make our escape then listen as the guns blow

Turn around and watch the walls crumble

Finally we get what's rightfully ours

And put those who held us back behind bars

So, hit the sack at the crack of dawn

It's time to rise up the attack is on

The next morning we gathered on a prairie

Looking down on the town from a cemetery

"This is it."

"Artillery weapon for the enemy."

"This is the moment."

"Loaded about to explode."

"This is it."

"Best move you can make is a move to surrender."

"This is the moment."

"Better step back! "

"We're off to fight! "

I told the boys tighten up your boots

Put on your sombrero

Today, we go in to overthrow the pharaoh

We rode town, but everything was vacant

Except for one vagrant asleep on the pavement

We were puzzled, then the church bell rung

And someone shouted, "Stop the rebellion! "

We all ducked and ran for protection

Gunshots struck from every direction

Man, what had happened? We must'a been spied out

Later, I heard we had a traitor in our hideout

We were in trouble, this could be our last stand

Then I saw a masked man jump out of a trash can

He took aim, and caught my arm

A half a foot to the left, I'd have bought the farm

I was alive, but I couldn't stay vertical

Fall into the dirt below, like I had vertigo

I crawled out of the street into a pool hall

Out of bullets, so I threw a cue ball

Now I'm surrounded, it's looking grim

They yell "Come out or we're coming in! "

I said, "Boys, can you say it again? "

Reloading my weapon and I started to grin

The odds are long and I might not live

But I'm coming out shootin' like the Sundance Kid

"Alright! We've got you surrounded,

Now come out with your hands up or it's gonna get ugly. And I mean UGLY! "

"You'll never take me alive! "

"Gentlemen, let's proceed."

Hiding in the desert between the sand dunes

Haven't slept in three moons

I'm running off fumes

Plus, I'm feeling sick with Montezuma's revenge

But I know I can't quit until the madness ends

Start a revolution...

Start the revolution...

"Townspeople say they will never forget the scene... "

"I just did what I had to do... "

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(That's off the Latin menu)

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(Look, ham and turkey are very similar products)

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(Sir, do you have a proof of purchase or receipt? Do you have-)

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(I think you're being a little uncooperative here, I think you need to-)

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(Buddy, there's children in line here and you might want to watch your-)

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