Lyrics Ugly Kid Joe

Ugly Kid Joe

Funky Fresh Country Club

Funky fresh tunes

And you're walking down the street

And you're trying to find the girl

That you really want to meet

Youre flying past the reef

And you're drinking shrunking heads

You wake up in the morning

And you wish that you were dead

As you stagger home

In the blackest form of night

The rollers out in force baby

They're looking for a fight

You try to play the game

You try to pass the test

But the only thing in sight baby

Is the sight of your arrest

Jail cell - living hell

Cains off me Im free

Doing time - one more time

Mine, all mine, all mine

Now the country club is cold

And the country club is mean

The attendants at the country club

Aint something to be seen

If you're messing with my girl

Youre messing with your life

Cause Im gonna cut you

With a big, big knife

You bet your fuckin life!

Now as you stagger home

In the blackest form of night

The rollers out in force baby

They're looking for a fight

You try to play the game

You try to pass the test

But the only thing in sight baby

Is the sight of your arrest

Jail cell - living hell

Cains off me Im free

Doing time - one more time

Mine, all mine, all mine

I wanna tell you a story baby

I hope you wanna hear

I wanna tell you a story baby

I hope you wanna hear

Going downtown in the back of a car

Some mothafucka left the door ajar

Remember what your parents said

Be home by eight and in your bed

Now as you stagger home

In the blackest form of night

The rollers out in force baby

They're looking for a fight

You try to play the game

You try to pass the test

But the only thing in sight baby

Is the sight of your arrest

Jail cell - living hell

Cains off me Im free

Doing time - one more time

Mine, all mine, all mine