Hai! Mondaisaku (ハイ!問題作)

Rafu ni ikou ichikai yasumi kurai mitai ni

Wakari yasuku gen ya tekitou da ii jan ka

Tama ni tekitou na uta ga atte mo kitai shite kiku'n ja nee zo

Saa ikou ka

Aa mi ka moratta yasumi no tsukai michi

Yoshi koko ni subete kakeyou

Ito no kireta tako mitaku nidoto modorenu toshite mo asobi ni iku ze

Sono nagare de jimoto ni kaetta toki

Tamatama tsuugakuro datta sono michi de member ni souguu shite dai bakushou

Datte baka dekai sangurasu ni boushi mabuka de

De kosokoso to aruku kara

Ayashikute dare yori mo medatteta kara

Nanda kanda naze se wa ni natta hito to machi awase

Ookiku natta ne to hito koto anata ore no gaki no koro mita koto nee darou ?

Honto yokatta ne zutto ooen shite'n da yo

Ano kyoku ga suki hakanai eikyuu no ? Nantoka

Honto wa ore no koto suki ja nee darou ?

Kurama naka de neko to sun de te pachinko chou tsuyokute

Shigoto mikai ijou motta koto nakute sono kuse oshareda kedo

Mukashi kara nannimo kawaranai muchakucha na tsure

Demo yappari omae no koto wa suki da wa

Doyou no shouten gai masaka ano mise mo tsubureta no ?

Tokyo ni de te tta omae ni katte na koto iwasenai zo to

Omoi omoi no yume wo oi jimoto wo hanareteku

Nakama no kaeru basho wo tsukuru tame ni nokotta'n da

Shouten gai mise dasu zo juuden shi ni kaete koi yo

Zutto jimoto hanareru ki nai zo

Sonna yatsu to nara rafu ni ikou

Nani wo shitetatte taitou da

Wakari yasuku gen ya tekitou da

Ii jan ka kokoro wo yurushi kitteru basho de

Nanka hanashi wo kiiteru dake de atsuku naru ze

Oh oomitero yo zettai ni ore shikai dekinai koto yatte yaru

Ii nikui koto mo itte yaru

Ii jan ka manual saka sama ni yomu kurai ga

Juuden puragu mune ni sashi man tan

Ni ban ni ikou ka ?

Aa ? Shikashi nanda na konna ni mo maa

Iitai koto wa tsuki nai'n da na

Shaberu koto wa tokui ja nai naka yoshiko yoshi wa mou tokku ni yameta shi

Dakara kitto gokai sareteru darou kedo

Demo jibun no kankaku ni wa binkan ni shoujiki ni hannou shitai

Shira nee yatsu no kenka no chuusai ni haitte bakabakashiku kanjita

Meron ga tabe takute baishun shita ko ga irun datte sa

Anta nande uso bakka kaite'n da ?

Yome to kodomo wo kuwaseru tame no kiji ? Jaa shouga nee

Koko wa doko ? Ore wa dare ? Sore ni chikai mon ga anda yo

Hajimeyou to shita yatsura mo mayoi hajimeteru

Kowagarasenai de yo sorya amakanai kedo

Mada mada yume mite ii sekai nandeshou ?

Saa ikou ka zensen ni

Ima tachi agare utaitai yatsu

Mi mo kokoro mo nagedashita tte ii jan ka

Hadaka de umaretekite oretachi wa

Zenbu nakushita tte puramaizero wa chotto ii sugi ka ?

Herahera shiteru you ni mieta aite ni shite nakatte kouhai wa

Umareta hi ni oya wo nakushite ita nante

Ore no me wa doko made fushiana nanda

Soitsu ni osowatte naki nagara datte susumu shikanai

Wo... Wo... Wo...

Rafu ni ikou nante itta kuse

Kekkyoku wa atsuku nacchau ne

Go manetsu sa ii jan ka

Sameta furi de kakko tsukeru yori wa

Kitai shite nakatta ashita datte

Tanoshimi kata shidai de jizai ni oh

Aa doushite mo konna ni mo shiritai koto ga oosugiru

Hateshinaku kyoumi ga tsukinai

Nan nanda ? Ore wa sensei ichizoku ka ?

Kagiri naku honki de fuzakete ikou kyou mitai ni

Aa mou sorosoro ano koro no

Shougakkou no sensei no nenrei ni chikazuita keredo

Wakanee zo ano hi no binta no shin no ito ga

Shiritai koto no hitotsu da kedo kore wa mou ii ya