Stay Frosty

I journeyed to the North

To hear what the preacher said

He said, "your arms are too short to box with God,

Learn these words instead",

Gold tooth reflected,

"My advice is free

There's a trick to Christian values and its compulsory."

Stay Frosty

That's what the preacher man said

Stay Frosty

His words still racket in my head

Can't control your future

Can't control your friends

In a world without end...

Stay Frosty

Stay Frosty now, alright

Uh-uh-uh! Uh-uh-uh! Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!

Uh-uh-uh! Uh-uh-uh! Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!

I travelled to the South

The ancient Rabbi appeared to me

Voice heavy with the sands of time, he made me see

"Same as Kabalah Dave but for you it's free

God guides us on our journey

But careful with those feet"

Stay frosty

In a world without end

Stay Frosty

Like the ancient immortals said

Don't want 'em to get your goat

Don't show 'em where it's hid

But that's just what I did

Stay Frosty!

Look out

Stay Frosty!

Uh-uh-uh! Uh-uh-uh! Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!

Uh-uh-uh! Uh-uh-uh! Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!

I journeyed to the East

And I struggled to stay afloat

A solitary Buddhist Monk threw me a rope

Looked me in the eye

And said, "Don't make me say this twice

You want to be a monk, you got to cook a lot of rice"

Stay Frosty

In a world without end

Stay Frosty

Work hard at this my friends

Look beyond the Kung Fu fighting

God is love

But get it in writing

Stay Frosty

Stay Frosty now

I wandered out West

To the California Coast

Where the folks who know about frostiness stay frostiest the most

My brand new landlord proposed me a toast,

"My West Coast host"

Stay Frosty

Chant it like a Mantra

Stay Frosty

And there's nothing you can't handle

Far and wide far as you ramble

Trust in Allah

But tie up your camel, and remember...

Stay Frosty!