Downright and Dangerous

See him ridin' around with his pickup truck

And a rebel flag in the back

He's got a wad of chew stuck in his mouth

And a shotgun in the rack

He's gonna head on down to the Forrest Inn

Where's gonna pick another fight

Like he did last week and the week before

And like he does every Saturday night

'Cause he's downright and dangerous

Downright and dangerous

So I'm telling you son

You better watch your back

'Cause the man don't cut no slack

He's downright and dangerous

He's got a woman at home tired of waiting alone

She's got her own little plan of attack

She's doing 75 down Rodeo in a redneck Cadillac

When she gets into town she's gonna run him down

'Cause he ain't that tough to her

When she walks through the door

They're gonna hit the floor and the rest will be

'Cause she's downright and dangerous

Downright and dangerous

So I'm telling you son

You better watch your back

'Cause the girl don't cut no slack

She's downright and dangerous

Downright and dangerous

Dangerous

Someone grab the phone dial 9-1-1

'Cause they're tearing up the place

I think she's gotta gun everybody run

Get down and cover your face

'Cause they're downright and dangerous

Downright and dangerous

So I'm telling you son you better watch your mouth

He's downright and dangerous