Plain Jane

Ah, tell 'em about it darlin'

Here we go

She's a waitress at her corner

Always dancin' nine-to-five

Well, she ain't no supermodel

But I'm here to tell you, she's fine

She's so fine, Johnny

She's like the classic girl next door

There's somethin' 'bout her walk

There's somethin' that goes off inside

Each time she starts to talk

Plain Jane

Oh, I love her name

She drives me insane

She's my Plain Jane

She always gets my business

I can't wait to ring her bell

(Ah, I bet you can't Donnie)

She puts a quarter in the jukebox

Says she don't kiss an' tell

(Is that right, brother)

The way she wears that dress

It's time that I confess

The music starts an' my heart stops

An' I become a mess

Plain Jane

Oh, I love her name

She drives me insane

She's my Plain Jane

Nothin' fancy

She's just got everything

She's so addicting, she's so amazing

Can't think of anything

Whoa, talk to me, Plain Jane

Whoa, yeah, come on

Plain Jane

Oh, I love her name

She drives me insane

She's, she's my Plain Jane

Plain Jane

Oh, I love her name

She drives me insane

She said, "Just call me Plain Jane"

Plain Jane

She's my Plain Jane

She's my Plain Jane

She's my Plain Jane

Whoa, she's my Plain Jane

No, she's mine