Global Warming

the ocean levels are rising

the glaciers are melting

you know what that means

everything’s going swimmingly

global warming – it’s hot!

global warming – it’s not cool!

global warming

it’s too cool for school

my horse will be a sea horse

my cat will be a cat fish

my dog will be…really wet

and i will grow some fins

global warming – it’s hot!

global warming – it’s not cool!

global warming

it’s too cool for school

the ozone layer is depleting

though that may feel kinda defeating

you don’t have to worry

or at least you won’t worry for long

global warming – it’s hot!

global warming – it’s not cool!

global warming

it’s too cool for school

it will be so warm

we won’t have to wear any clothes

we’ll be naked, we’ll be naked

we’ll be naked, and happy, and free

(but zoe. yes kim?)

we’ll build a freezer for the polar bears

we’ll build a freezer for the penguins

we’ll build a freezer for the elephants

(no no)

we’ll build a fridge for the elephants

we’ll build a fridge for people

who really want to wear pants (not us!)

we’ll build a fridge

it’ll be so big we’ll keep it on mars

everybody!

global warming – it’s hot!

global warming – it’s not cool!

global warming

it’s too cool for school

global warming – it’s hot!

global warming – it’s not cool!

global warming

it’s too cool for school