Mousetrap

OK, let's play a game with a map of the world. We'll call it

Risk.

And you roll the dice so you can get more armies so you can conquer

The world.

Then you bomb, torture, rape and pillage,

Vaporize the village.

OK, let's play another game. I could tell you my secrets. We'll call it

Telephone.

And then you tell someone else until the truth is disorted and

Unrecognizable.

We could make mountains out of molehills, out of nothing, out of dust

Betray your trust.

OK, one more game and the game is up. We'll call it

Mousetrap

See we got a pretty good one, we're gonna build us a better one.

We're gonna catch that pup, we're gonna string him up.

And though we can't make the world any safer playing games,

We can build a real good mousetrap.