World War Ix

It's more than roses are red and violets are blue, it's the end of the

World in a turn of the screw. The furnace is hotter or maybe it's blotter,

Hypnotic, narcotic I swim underwater. Breathin' and pulsin' I look so

Repulsive a dog paddin', thrashin', obsessive compulsive. Rippin' out

Hairs eatin' rodents fer meat and these scales keep growin' on my

Hands and my feet.

Whirlin' and twirlin' and swirlin' in soup being stirred by a spoon, I'm

A dupe in the goop, and I float like a turd on the wings of a bird, it's

WORLD WAR IX in 3/4 time, it's WORLD WAR X again and again and

It's WORLD WAR XI and I'm going to heaven...

WORLD WAR XII every man for himself, it's WORLD WAR XIII in the

World war machine, it's WORLD WAR XX change the channels now

Honey this just isn't funny anymore. But it's on every station in the

Nation today, it's a shish-kabob shishka terra-firma flambe...