Sweet Thing

I'd be out runnin' most every night

We'd always wind up in one hell of a fight

The end is comin' there ain't no doubt

But there's just that one thing I can't live without

I won't try to stop you

I can't change your mind

It's been nice to know you

Could you leave that sweet thing behind?

You take the dishes, the silverware

Well, I'll keep the hound dog and this easy chair

Keep the Ranchero but that TV is mine

She said, "You can stick that clicker where the sun don't shine"

I know you're leaving

I can't change your mind

It's been nice to know you

Could you leave that sweet thing behind?

Well, that woman was real mean

My trailer park drama queen

I'm gonna have bad dreams

About missing that sweet thing

Oh Lord, I don't know what I am gonna do

Why's a tornado like a redneck divorce?

Either way somebody's bound to lose a mobile home of course

Well, that's my story, it's sad but true

I've only got one request of you

I know you're leaving

I can't change your mind

It's been nice to know you

Could you leave that sweet thing behind

Well, I know you're leaving, baby

I can't change your mind

It's been nice to know you

Could you leave that sweet thing behind?