Blondes (have More Fun)

Is it matter of opinion

Or just a contridiction

But from where I come from

Blondes have more fun

Just watch them sisters

On a Saturday night

Peroxide Causin' all the fights

Oh yeah, oh yeah

I took a rose in Texas

She gave me plenty of practice

But I couldn't touch the surface

Cause of a recent face lift

She had no idea of what love's about

Kept the one o' clock call

On the casting couch, oh yeah, oh yeah

You can keep your black and your redheads

You can keep your brunettes too

I want a girl that's semi-intelligent

Give me a blonde that's 6 feet 2 boy

And that ain't all

I got a crush on Bardot

Fell in love with Monroe

Read about it in the nationals

All the juicy little scandals

But I never saw 'em dancin'

At the County Hall

With the short fat guys prematurely bald,

oh no, no, no, no

You can keep your black and your redheads

You can keep your brunettes too

Don't want a subservient woman

Give me a blonde that's 6 feet 2

Boy and that ain't all