He Likes Me

He likes me, he likes me

And oh, isn't that nice

He likes me, he likes me

And oh, isn't that nice

That your brand new friend, he likes your old true friend

And isn't that the way that it ought to be

That your brand new friend, he has goodwill to send

And you're so free, you're so free, you're so free, I'm history

He likes you, he says that he loves you

And oh, that's good to know

You like him, I hope you don't love him

And oh you should know

That your old true friend, he doesn't like your brand new friend

Person to person, it's not on purpose but I take it personally

And soon your brand new friend, I hope, I'll have a bon voyage to send

And you're so free, you're so free, you're so free and I'm history

You say, you won't pick and you won't make a choice

But I'm so mad I could spit and I hear it in your voice

You say "He likes me, he likes me"

And oh, isn't that swell

"He likes me", you said, "He likes me"

And oh, tell him hell

Oh, from me, great dick, hello from me

Jesus always taught me that I should love my enemy

Darling, my heart's in pain that's why my song's insane

And you're so free, you're so free, you're so free and I'm history

He likes me, he likes me

He likes me

But I don't like him

He likes me

But I don't like him

He likes me

But I don't like him

He likes me

He likes me

But I don't like him

He likes me

But I don't like him

He likes me

But I don't like him

He likes me