Death Death (Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil Song)

My granny while on her death bed

She turned and said to me

"Why must you view life so morbidly?

I tried to teach you right

But somewhere I went wrong

'Cuz you sang those

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When six pallbearers put her down

And laid her body in the ground

My eyes were wet

My face was very long

The pastor said "son here you are

Won't you please take this guitar

Sing dearly departed Granny one last song"

And I sang death death

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Hell you know that's how I get along

The world is full of tragedies

So how can it be wrong?

Singing death death death death

Devil devil evil evil songs

Well I was shopping at Hot Topic

And I was walking out the door

When two dumb jocks came up to me

They said "Hey fag it ain't Halloween"

And they kicked my lipstick to the floor

And I sang death death

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Hell you know that's how I get along

The world is full of idiots

So how can it be wrong?

Singing death death death death

Devil devil evil evil songs

Well I went down to church on Sunday

I sat up front in a pew

The priest said "Jesus and Mary too

Son what the devils got into you?

Get up and sing a hymn or two"

And I sang death death

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And you know that's how I get along

The world's full of hypocrisies

So how can it be wrong?

Singing death death death death

Devil devil evil evil songs

I was invited to the White House

The president pulled me aside

He said "Son sing us a song of peace

For those evil doers in the Middle East"

I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme

And I sang death death

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And you know that's how I get along

The world is full of W's

So how can it be wrong?

Singing death death death death

Devil devil evil evil songs

Well then I died and went to Hell

I could tell right away by the awful smell

That this was clearly not the pearly gates

The devil said "come here young man

My wife and I are your biggest fans"

So naturally I felt I had it made

Well then he reached into an iron chest

And he picked a tool that he felt was best

Then he jabbed me in the shlong

With a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs

He turned to me and winked and sang this song

He sang death death

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Yeah I know that's how you got along

I find your song hilarious

But now your soul's precarious

Singing your death death death death

Devil devil evil evil songs

I'm just kidding kid

Welcome to Hell

Enjoy the buffet

Death death

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And you know that's how we got along

The world is full of sinners

So how can it be wrong?

Singing death death death death

Devil devil evil evil songs