Future Ex-Girlfriend

Saw you on the street

We had to meet

I thought I should greet you

In just one week I would delete you

People say the stupidest things

On their first date like

"What's your real name?"

They reveal their ignorance

But you adore them

So you just ignore them

Then came you raising the bar

Oh, you, you won't be undone

I looked into your eyes

And much to my surprise

I saw there was nothing in there

'Cause there's nothing

Between your ears but air!

There goes my future ex girlfriend

She's sweet as a rose

Yeah, she is

She has such beautiful lips

Now, if only they were closed

I love how you adore me

Oh, but honey how you bore me

Your life's such a wreck

I've lost all respect

I don't mean to surprise you

It took just one week to despise you!

And I don't care that you're a model, nooo

'Cause let me say it's clear to tell

that your brain is shot to hell

And no one cares that you love Keanu

Oh, what's the difference anyway

Everybody knows that he's gay

Okay, I really don't know that

But let's face it

He's too hot to be straight!

There goes my future ex girlfriend

That girl's such a prize

Yeah, she is

She'll be the queen of the world

For a day or less in my eyes

Perhaps I'll wear a suit

When I give you the boot

Oh, I hate to seem so superficial

I just think I'll look more official!

There goes my future ex girlfriend

She's sweet as a rose

Yeah, she is

She has such beautiful lips

Now, if only they were closed

There goes my future ex girlfriend

That girl's such a prize

Yeah, she is

She'll be the queen of the world

For a day or less in my eyes