Land of the Dead

The Minotaur's my butler

The Cyclops my valet

A Centaur draws my chariot that takes me down the way

Through a river made of fire

To a street that's paved in bones

I got a dozen zombie skeletons to walk me to my throne

In the land of the dead

Heck boy, ain't it grand?

I'm the overlord of the underworld

Cause I hold Horror's Hand

In the land of the dead

I'm darkside royalty

I'm far renowned in the underground

And you can't take that from me

Cerberus my lap dog is loyal as can be

My bed is made of skulls, I'm in the lap of luxury

I've got a Dragon's Blood jacuzzi

the Gorgons think it's cool

And a seven-headed Hydra livin' in my swimmin' pool

In the land of the dead

Heck boy, ain't it grand?

I'm the overlord of the underworld

Cause I hold Horror's Hand

In the land of the dead

I'm darkside royalty

I'm far renowned in the underground

And you can't take that away from me

No you can't take that from me