Land Of Misfit Toys

There's an s.o.s. from the land of the misfit toys

It seems the king's turning his army into no. 2 pencils

The other toys are really getting pissed

Someone better stop him before there's total anarchy

There was a time, a day not long ago

When everyone was happy and the sun used to shine

But now those days are gone they're ready to revolt

Because he took their pieces and he stole their batteries

The toy gun's pissed because he can't find a job

Off the market due to stupid fucking cops

We all need a hero in the land of misfit toys