Mean Mean Man

I love a mean mean man

He lives uptown

When I want him most

He's not around

He's a mean mean man

Whoooo! Lordy he's a mean mean man

He's a mean mean man but I love him all I can

Oh well, he calls at six

He wants a date at eight

But he's never on time

He's always late

Well, then we go to a dance

He holds me real tight

But then he don't even kiss me goodnight

I-I-I know I'm a fool

To love that man

But I'm a-gonna love him as long as I can

I-I-I know I'm a fool

To love that man

But I'm gonna love him as long as I can

He's a mean mean man but I love him all I can

He's a mean mean man but I love him all I can