Skit #1

There's like only one bully in my class

He just thinks he's all cool, he thinks he's smarter than me

He thinks a lot of things!

You know, you know Brazilian ju jitsu right?

A self defense class?

Hey talk quiet though so they don't hear us

You know Brazilian ju jitsu class right? Self defense

Yeah

Well guess what, I'm taking them and

And after a while, he's gonna get his surprise attack

He's really gonna get it

Oh I'll tell you he's really gonna get a surprise attack

He won't even expect it!