Coins

Eat a dick

Or at least eat a pita chip

Right after I skeet on it

You piece of shit

Tell your lies speaking lips

They should try pleading fifths more often bitch

And refer to me as your awesomeness

You sayin me and "so and so" are comparable

Then I look up "so and so" and they're terrible, you disgust me-

Trendy rappers fall the hell off the map

After just one listen I can tell off the bat

There will never be a time that I have to rewind it

On some goddamn "what was that line shit

In fact I find it

Rather boring's the category I put them in

Fast forward that whack verse I'd rather hear the hook again

I would rate your skills very low level

And your softness as at a pills-bury dough level

Me I have that gold medal flow

That'll put me on a fricken podium

You're child's play you nickelodeon

I'm about to sprinkle sodium

All over them wounds

Big wax EOM homie don't get confused

Shouldn't get your hopes up when you know your gonna lose

You won't accomplish anything if you don't pay your dues

I'm saying

With all the shit I've charged to the game

The game should issue me a credit card in my name

No we aren't the same you are mother fucking ant sized

My catalog is Jack's bean stalk plant sized

I'm sick of ya'll saying ya'll spit well

When ya'll shit sounds like dog shit smells

Seriously take it back and say your joking

When you rap everyone behind your back does that masturbating motion

I worked hard for this when ya'll half-assed it

Raise the white flag matter of fact half mast it

Half this rap shit that you hear is half plastic

The other human half is a lying ass bastard

Fake biters like dentures

Writing their bios based on someone elses adventures

I be confusing the censors with the shit that I speak

Cause they don't know if its some shit they should bleep

They're like damn that's the fifth time this week

That I've witnessed a sheet

Of lyrics from this geek

On my desk for inspection

To bleep or not to bleep is an excellent question

These words have yet to receive Webster's attention

Spanish Webster is still fucking with the gender

Only point I'm trying to make is give them something to remember

Whether spitting on the microphone or strumming on the fender

These kids get mixed up like cumming in a blender

Same goes for you lame trolls blogging

I would recommend less dick riding and more jogging

You at your computer that's sipping your super big gulp

Eating little Debbie snacks and newtons full of fig pulp

I'm talking to you its sunny out enjoy it

That bicycle you purchased was like money down the toilet

Yo its funny how steroided your confidence seems

When the last time you got laid hipsters were rocking big jeans

2Pac was in his teens

Variations of the running man were popular routines

Little Nas was up in queens-- it ain't hard to tell

He was still busy watching the smurfs battle Gargamel

Fuck it I just keep rapping great

Outside of the box like you used cheap packing tape

Try again there's no time to waste

Just make sure the drawing board you go back to is dry erase

That shit you sharpie ain't gonna ever be sharper

Unless that magic marker is an actual magical marker

Even then it'd have to have a good battery charger

Because I've been rapping since Eric Clapton was back with the Yardbirds

I wish you the best of luck

If ya'll agree with me that most rappers suck

Then make like a rake on the back of a landscaping truck

And stand the fuck up