Toothbrush

[Intro:]

They say a man's home is his castle

So at home man is king

But what's a home or a castle

Without a queen

Now when a man and a women fall in love

It's like a beautiful gift from above

But bitches be trippin like they lost their damn mind

Now I ain't sayin' stop fuckin' with these hoes but c'mon playa

Look for the damn signs

Oooooowwwww

What happened here?

Right below my cabinet mirror

There used to be two brushes

Now there's three toothbrushes

I never said I was a mathematician

But from now on she gonna have to ask permission

If she wanna leave shit here, what's this here?

It's a brazier, gotta get this clear

Run up out the bathroom cursing up a storm

Didn't see there was a purse up on my floor

My foot gets caught up in the strap

Splat, I fall flat, on my back

And the purse gets emptied all over the ground

And now it's tampons everywhere rollin around

Damn, this gettin out of control

She really needs to slow her roll

[Chorus: x2]

She love me, she love me, she love me

She love me too much

She left her, she left her

She left her toothbrush

I come home and you're on my couch

Go back to ya mama's house

I just wanted to relax and unwind on it

You laid out smokin weed drinkin wine on it

This ain't what I wanted

And the lease only got just one name signed on it

And that's mine on it, not your's

It'd be different if you would mop floors

Take out the trash, do somethin'

Every day you're the opposite of hustlin'

Doing your nails is not a part time job

[Chorus]

I ain't even know she had a house key

She took it out my pocket and she copied it without me

At that home depot store

Now I'm never lonely no more

She's here, whenever she likes

Every day, every night

And I just need my privacy I doubt that she's

Tryin to spy on me she probably just wanna be

By my tv to watch it free

I love when she's on top of me

But that don't give her no rights to my property

I'm glad you're concerned with dental healthcare

But that's the end of the discussion brush 'em elsewhere

[Chorus: repeated until end of song]

God this girl is driving me bananas

The only solution I can think of is to dance

Woo, ow ow ow

I can't believe she parked in my parking spot man I'm going in

This house right now after that half mile walk

And giving her a piece of my mind

[Girl:]

Oh I'm so glad you're home I tivoed sex and the city so we could watch it

As soon as you got here

Don't be mad baby I spilled a bottle of nail polish remover on your laptop

I got an idea for a fun project this weekend let's paint the bathroom walls pink

Oh I didn't tell you my parents are coming tonight, oh, speaking of my parents can we do thanksgiving dinner here?