Brown Eyed Handsome Man

Flyin' cross the desert in a TWA

I saw a woman walkin' cross the sand

She'd been a walkin' thirty miles on route to LA

To get a brown eyed handsome man.

Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man.

Milo Venus was a beautiful lass

She had the world in the palm of her hand

But she lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match

To get a brown eyed handsome man.

She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man.

Way back in hist'ry thee thousand years in fact

Ever since the world began

Been a whole lot of women who sheddin' tears

For a brown eyed handsome man.

It was the trouble was a brown eyed handsome man.

Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind

Between a doctor and a lawyer man

Her mama told her darlin' go out and find

Yourself a brown eyed handsome man.

Just like your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man.

Arrested on charges of unemployment

Sittin' in the witness stand

The Judge's wife called up the district attorney

She said free that brown eyed handsome man.

If you want your job you better free that brown eyed man.

Way back in hist'ry thee thousand years in fact

Ever since the world began

Been a whole lot of women who sheddin' tears

For a brown eyed handsome man.

It was the trouble was a brown eyed handsome man...