Dirt

Dirt is quiet, it don't make noise

It's fun to play with, especially for boys

Girls don't much like it, but that's okay

Boys don't like girls much anyway

Dirt, dirt, good ol' dirt

Dirt, dirt, good ol' dirt

It may sound silly, but it really don't hurt

To sing about good ol' dirt

It hurts just a little if it gets in your eyes

You can put it in water and make mud pies

Babies will eat it, but babies are dumb

They wet their diapers and suck on their thumbs

Dirt, dirt, good ol' dirt

Dirt, dirt, good ol' dirt

It may sound silly, but it really don't hurt

To sing about good ol' dirt

It don't cost a thing 'cause it's everywhere

You can take it back home and nobody cares

You can throw it and kick and it don't even hurt

So a kid's best friend just got to be dirt

Dirt, dirt, good ol' dirt

Dirt, dirt, good ol' dirt

It may sound silly, but it really don't hurt

To sing about good ol' dirt

Dirt, dirt, good ol' dirt

Dirt, dirt, good ol' dirt

It may sound silly, but it really don't hurt

To sing about good ol' dirt

I love good ol' dirt