I've Got Me a Woman

I've got me a woman she's a pretty good woman at that

We live with a monkey and a Chinese acrobat

She calls me Tex and makes me wear a cowboy hat

But I don't care 'cause she's a pretty good woman at that

I like nothin' better than to spend my nights at home

Listen to my baby when she plays my slide trombone

She talks in tongues, boy that really turns me on

With a woman like that, a man need never to roam

Some folks get themselves together

Some folks stay in Tennessee

But I don't care where I'm goin'

Just as long as that woman stays with me

Nothin' in the world'd make me treat that woman mean

She shaves my beard and she keeps my tractor clean

She burns my food, makes me eat turnip greens

But I don't care 'cause she's the best little woman I've seen

Some folks get themselves together

Some folks stay in Tennessee

But I don't care where I'm goin'

Just as long as that woman stays with me