Me And Paul

Lord, it's been rough and rocky travelin'

But I'm finally standing upright on the ground

After taking several readings

I'm surprised to find my mind's still fairly sound

I thought Nashville was the roughest

But I guess I've said the same about them all

Upon hell of an education in the cities

Of this nation me and Tompaul

I got busted in Laredo for reasons

That I'd rather not disclose

If you're stayin' in a motel there and leave there

Don't leave nothin' in your clothes

At the airport in Milwaukee

They refused to let us board the plane at all

They said we looked suspicious

But I think they like to pick on me and Paul

On a package show in Buffalo with us

And Kitty Wells and Charlie Pride

The show was long and I just hung around

And I'd come there to pick not for the ride

We drunk a lot of whiskey

So I ain't sure we went on that night at all

I don't think they even missed us

I guess Buffalo ain't geared for me and Paul