Trouble Man

I was so ugly the doctor slapped my momma when I was born

Then he took out his pocket knife and cut off my horns

He said, "Lady if you ain't already picked out a name

Go ahead on and call him Trouble Man"

He's gonna be wild

I'm giving you warning

He's gotta have room

Keep an eye on him

I grew up with long and lean and hungry looks

I learned you can't go nowhere when you go by the book

People all around me earthbound, I learned how to fly

Upside, downside, outside, sailing on by

Out of my reach

Out of my hands

Out of control

Trouble Man

I've been so far in all directions as you can get

I ain't never had enough of anything yet

I have women that tore me apart without any reason

I say, "Baby I don't get mad I just get even"

I don't explain

If you don't understand

I'm my own man

Trouble Man

Trouble man