Locomotive Joe

Well I know a crazy cat that rides the train all day long

Gotta gal in every town and is never alone

And says the Union Pacific always treats him right

Well they go joint jumpin' in a different town every

night

Says come on train, my baby's out there waitin'

Gotta big date, so don't make me late

He hits the main drag just as hard as he can go

They call him Locomotive Joe, he's a railroad Romeo

When he gets to Fort Worth (I got on my boots and hat)

How 'bout Oklahoma City? (I got my hair slicked back)

Well he hits each town, and checks 'em like an old trout

line

Well son-of-a-gun if he don't get a bite each time

Hey Joe!

Well I know a crazy cat that rides the train all day long

Gotta gal in every town and is never alone

And says the Union Pacific always treats him right

Well they go joint jumpin' in a different town every

night

Says come on train, my baby's out there waitin'

Gotta big date, so don't make me late

He hits the main drag just as hard as he can go

They call him Locomotive Joe, he's a railroad Romeo