Happily Ever Cadaver

Well I broke my nail on your coffin lid

Trying to get to the beauty within

Oh yeah, you're gonna be mine

Digging a grave while wearing a skirt

Asking for trouble, gonna get myself hurt

But its fine, you're gonna be mine

Let me wipe those maggots from your eyes

You make me warm and fuzzy inside

Now my wigs all frizzy

And I've got a run in my hose

Rigor mortis has been kind to you

And left you in a sexy pose

Happily, I'm so happily ever cadaver

You're gonna be mine

This transvestite moves by moonlight

With six inch heels and a pink flashlight

Oh yeah, you're gonna be mine

I put you in the back of my Cadillac

Next to my lingerie and tire jack

Oh yeah, you're gonna be mine

Let me wipe those maggots from your eyes

You make me warm and fuzzy inside

Now my wigs all frizzy

And I've got a run in my hose

Rigor mortis has been kind to you

And left you in a sexy pose

Happily, I'm so happily ever cadaver

You're gonna be mine

All right, dig 'em up

Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi

Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi

Alright

Let me wipe those maggots from your eyes

You make me warm and fuzzy inside

Now my wigs all frizzy

And I've got a run in my hose

Rigor mortis has been kind to you

And left you in a sexy pose

Happily, I'm so happily ever cadaver

You're gonna be mine