Help Me Scrape the Mucus off My Brain

I guess it's somethin' in my brain

I need whiskey to ease the pain

But it's early in the mornin'

And I'm feelin' bad again

But if you ever loved me

You'll go easy on me now

Fix me up a cup of coffee

And in a while I'll come around

I think I spent the dog-food money

But he'll love me just the same

And if you really love me baby

Help me scrape the mucus off my brain

It's a shame when morning hurts

I've seen bad and I've seen worse

It's the nature of my bein'

I took some money from your purse

And that French man loves to part

And I know he's not to blame

But the way you're lookin' at me baby

I just can't help but feel the shame

I think I spent the dog-food money

But he'll love me just the same

And if you really love me baby

Help me scrape the mucus off my brain

If you really love me baby

Help me scrape the mucus off my brain