Hey There Fancy Pants

Hey, there fancy pants

Play the songs that make us dance

Play the tunes that make the ladies swoon

A song for all the lonely hearts

Shattered dreams and broken parts

Feels like sunny days are coming soon

Hey Mr. Buttercup

Spin the wheel and try your luck

The spotlight's shining bright tonight on you

Bring along your lady friend

Do a dance from way back when

Tonight's the night when all your dreams come true

Hey there sour grapes

Down in the dumps, long in the face

Drinkin' down your dinner, all alone

Feelin' bad, feelin' blue

Tonight the rainbow ends with you

So sit on down and make yourself at home, so

Hey there fancy pants

Play the songs that make us dance

Play the tunes that make the ladies swoon

A song for all the lonely hearts

Shattered dreams and broken parts

Feels like sunny days are coming soon

Fancy pants

Fancy pants

Fancy pants

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