I'm Fat

Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat

C'mon Calvin don't you do me like that

C'mon it's not fun being fat

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat

Oh c'mon Calvin!

It's not so bad!

Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat

C'mon Calvin don't you do me like that

C'mon it's not fun being fat

Eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat

Oh please Calvin!

It's not so bad!

Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat

C'mon Calvin don't you treat me like that

I can't stand being fat

Eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat

I can't help it Calvin!

C'mon I'm fat!

Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat

C'mon Calvin don't you do me like that

C'mon it's not fun being fat

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat

Oh come on!

It's not so bad!

C'mon Calvin!

It's... ahhh... I'm just fat man!

Got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat

C'mon Calvin, don't treat me like that!

I can't stand being fat!

Eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat

Oh come on!

It's not so bad!