Mister Richard Smoker

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo

Biddley bah boo bow

Mister Richard Smoker

You're a poopy poker

Chardonnay and cocaine

In the spa

Cigarettes and coffee breath

Little boys on crystal meth

Tonight we'll tango in the street

You eat dark meat

Mister Richard Smoker

You're a chicken choker

Tonight you're gonna

Let it all hang out

Pantyhose and Aqua-Net

Smokin' menthol cigarettes

Tonight we'll tango in the street

You eat dark meat

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo

Biddley bah boo bow, smoke

You eat dark meat

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo

Biddley bah boo bow

Mister Richard Smoker

You're an Ono Yoker

Cognac and black coffee

With the boys

Dancin' in your buster browns

Whirlin' to the techno sounds

Your hands are wet, your hair is slick

You smoke big dick

Mister Richard Smoker

You're a velvet coker

Bruce and Geoff

Will pick you up at ten

Goin' out, dancin' in the city

Friday night, gotta look pretty

Tonight we'll tango in the street

You eat dark meat

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo

Biddley bah boo bow, whoa

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo

Biddley bah boo bow, yeah

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo

Biddley bah boo bow, smoke

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo

Biddley bah boo bow