Pumpin' 4 the Man

It's a nine mile walk

From the office to the pumps

Sometimes you think you're gonna drop

In the end you're filthy dirty

Horny and pissed off

And before you can leave u gotta sweep the fuckin' shop

It's a real real bitch

To be workin' 4 the man

But shit I do it well so what the fuck

I could probly wash dishes

At some other fuckin' dump

But it's all the same to me

Bustin' ass 2 make a buck

So read 'em up + stick 'em

Pump that fucker good

Some woman down on main st. needs a jump

Get your fingers outta your ass

And pump some faggot's gas

And think about how bad new hope sucks

It's a piss poor life

When the ladies fire u up

And then u check their oil and know you're fucked

'cuz no one wants a loser

Who works for 5 an hour

Smells like gas, looks like shit

Works in the rain - rude as hell

I can fix a tire like hurricane melinda

I know that I'm the best for what it's worth

So if I choose to help you

Don't look like you expect it

'cuz it's a gift that god gave me at birth

So read 'em up + stick 'em

Pump that fucker good

Some woman down on main st. needs a jump

Get your fingers outta your ass

And pump some faggot's gas

And think about how bad new hope sucks

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