Wayne's Pet Youngin'

Morgan's pain

Succumbs to the frame

In a zany combination

Of Wayne's pet youngin'

Astral plane

Conversing lame

In a zany combination

Of Wayne's pet youngin'

A stained pane

Drownin' out the rain

In a zany combination

Of Wayne's pet youngin'

You name the game

And I'll bring Dwayne

And Roger and Rerun

To Wayne's pet youngin'

Rerun's brain

Confetti stain

In a zany combination

Of Wayne's pet youngin'

What's your name?

Are you glad you came?

Would you die in the name

Of Wayne's pet youngin'?

Yes, I would