How To Be A

Step one in your mission: gather information

Get on the internet, perfect for bomb makin'

First you need some fertilizer, it's the shit

For construction of a bomb, also the main ingredient

Some ammonium nitrate, preferably light-weight

Rent the Ryder truck, think about the impact it might make

Mix 'em all together and your work can be seen

For sixteen miles by the naked eye, not to mention T.V.

The American media, greedier than the average meat eater

The seedier the plan the more they gonna love it, man

The more they wanna get they hands on an exclusive

You goin' be famous as long as you can do this

Make all your purchases two months apart from one another

In different states and go undercover

Never use a credit or a check just cashed

'Cause they will try to track you after the blast

Man, after this bomb goes off, as long as you made it correct

We gonna inject the American step-ladder with a little dose of disrespect

A "fuck you" to the US for every soul that God hasn't blessed (fuck you!)

There's a bomb in your city, in your town

Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now

Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how

Follow the plan close so you don't go down

There's a bomb in your city, in your town

Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now

Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how

Follow the plan close so you don't go down

Step two in your mission: a building you should find

A federal institution? That should suit us just fine

But how to get in? Hmm, good question

Always follow the plan close, don't go in guessin' (duh!)

Security codes nobody knows

So when the janitor's about to leave squeeze one in his dome

Shit you 'bout to kill thousands, what's one up close?

Now quick, grab his clothes, we're almost there (yeah!)

Inside with the bomb, I know just where to place it (where?)

In the basement, adjacent to maintenance

Face it toward the wall so when the motherfucker blows

The whole foundation'll fall in

Oh yeah, don't forget to wipe down everything you touch

'Cause one fingerprint is one fingerprint too much

And detectives'll try to find clues and signs

That'll point the finger towards the culprit, so leave nothin' behind

Hide out in the bathroom when the AM rush and

Walk out like nothin' happened, unnoticed and untouched

This is gonna work it's a promise you can count on

This is revenge for anyone who's been pounded on

There's a bomb in your city, in your town

Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now

Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how

Follow the plan close so you don't go down

There's a bomb in your city, in your town

Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now

Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how

Follow the plan close so you don't go down

Step three in your mission is never easily executed

So whatever was part of the original blueprint: Do it

Stick to the original plan, don't stray from it

Since no clues were left the FBI got a "Who Dun It?"

It was 9:30 AM when the bomb exploded

Many lives were lost, the media noticed

Jesus, I wish I could say nobody felt a thing

But so many were trapped inside the building still breathing

Don't think about that now, calm down, don't panic

What the fuck did you think was gonna happen?

You put a bomb in the bottom floor of a government facility

Now reality hits you, testing your moral agility

Listen, by now you should be like six hours away

Find a cheap hotel, rest and hold your thoughts at bay

See, you're not just on the run from people in general

But also from yourself, stealth you must be from your mental

Tomorrow's a big day, you gotta cross the border

Hide out in Mexico for three months and no shorter

Keep tabs on the progress of the investigation

The news broadcasts but now they've blamed it on the arab nation

Things'll die down soon, you'll be in the clear

Three months becomes six months, six becomes a year

People's attention turn to more important things

Congratulations, you have been successful

Let's retrack our steps and look deeper into the mission

The bomb was just a song, a foundation, nothin' was missin'

It could blow up, no fingerprints, 'cause the fans and the media

Tried to dig through your past and try to prove that you're fake

The government building is the club and the DJs are the detectives

Inspectin' your shit to see if it's a record they wanna be reppin'

The escape is how not to let all the shit go to your head

The janitor that you killed was another MC instead

But you didn't use a gun, your song was just hotter than his

And the tracks are the people that died when the bomb was detonated

There's a bomb in your city, in your town

Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now

Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how

Follow the plan close so you don't go down

There's a bomb in your city, in your town

Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now

Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how

Follow the plan close so you don't go down