Troublemaker

Put me in a special school cuz I am such a fool

And I don't need a single book to teach me how to read

Who needs stupid books? They are for petty crooks

And I will learn by studying the lessons in my dreams

So turn off the TV cuz that's what others see

And movies are as bad as eating chocolate ice-cream

They only sicken me, don't let me play football

I'll sack the quarterback and jack the brother of the ball

I'm a troublemaker, never been a faker

Doin' things my own way and never giving up

I'm a troublemaker, not a double-taker

I don't have the patience to keep it on the up

I picked up a guitar. What does this signify?

I'm gonna play some heavy metal riffs and you will die.

You wanted arts and crafts. How's this for arts and crafts?

Wuh- nuh- nuh- nuh- nuh- nuh- nuh- nuh- nuh- that's right!

I'm growing out my hair. I'm moving out to Cherokee.

I'm gonna be a rock star and you are gonna bear with me

Cuz I can't work a job like any other slob

Punchin' in and punchin' out and suckin' up to Bob

Marryin' a beeyotch, havin' seven keeyods

Givin' up and growin' old and hopin' there's a God.

I'm a troublemaker, never been a faker

Doin' things my own way and never giving up

I'm a troublemaker, not a double-taker

I don't have the patience to keep it on the up

I'm gonna be a star and people will crane necks

To get a glimpse of me and see if I am having sex

And studying my moves, they try to understand

Why I am so unlike the singers in the other bands.

I'm such a mystery as anyone can see

There isn't anybody else exactly quite like me

And when it's party time, like 1999

I'll party by myself because I'm such a special guy.

I'm a troublemaker, never been a faker

Doin' things my own way and never giving up

I'm a troublemaker, not a double-taker

I don't have the patience to keep it on the up