I Think I'm a Clone Now

Isn't it strange

Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror

What would people say

If only they knew that I was

Part of some geneticist's plan (plan-plan-plan)

Born to be a carbon copy man (man-man-man)

There in a petri dish late one night

They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say

I think I'm a clone now

There's always two of me just a-hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now

'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

Look at the way

We go out walking close together

I guess you could say

I'm really beside myself

I still remember how it began (gan-gan-gan)

They produced a carbon copy man (man-man-man)

Born in a science lab late one night

Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view

I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)

There's always two of me just a-hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)

'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)

And I can stay at home while I'm out of town

I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)

'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

Signing autographs for my fans

Come and meet the carbon copy man

Livin' in stereo, it's all right

Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza so I say

I think I'm a clone now

Another one of me's always hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now

'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)

I've been on Oprah Winfrey - I'm world renowned

I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)

And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)

That's my genetic twin always hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)

'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)