Livin' in the Fridge

There's something weird in the fridge today

I don't know what it is

Food I can't recognize

My roommate won't throw a thing away

I guess it's probably his

It looks like it's alive...

And livin' in the fridge... livin' in the fridge

Livin' in the fridge... livin' in the fridge

There's something gross in the fridge today

It's green and growin' hair

It's been there since July

If you can name the object

In that baggie over there

Then mister, you're a better man than I

It's livin' in the fridge

You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growin' (dysentary)

Livin' in the fridge

Can't tell what (dysentary) it is at all (dysentary)

Livin' in the fridge

You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growin' (dysentary)

Livin' in the fridge

Tell me, do you think it should be carbon dated

Fumigated or creamated and buried at sea?

You try to save a little bit of you're home cookin'

Couple weeks later, got a scary-lookin' specimen

It always happens my friend

Again & again & again & again

Somethin' stinks in the fridge today

And it's been rottin' there all week

It could be liver cake or wooly mammoth steak

Well, maybe I should another peek...

Livin' in the fridge

You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growin' (dysentary)

Livin' in the fridge

Can't tell what (dysentary) it is at all (dysentary)

Livin' in the fridge

You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growin' (dysentary)

Livin' in the fridge

Livin' in the fridge

Don't know what it is, don't know what it is

Livin' in the fridge

Don't know what it is, don't know what it is

Livin' in the fridge

Don't know what it is at all

Livin' in the fridge, yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah