Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung

I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital

I see him most every day

And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung

This is what I hear him say

[deep breathing]

Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend

He's never a chump or a tease

He never tells me lies, and best of all

He never disagrees

I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon

Sit down by his side and say