Spy Hard

A man of intrigue, he lives for the thrill

Always has places to go, and people to kill

Danger is the game he plays, and he holds every card

'Cause if you wanna win, you gotta spy hard

A man of the world, so suave and discrete

He trips over the women piled up at his feet

But evil's lurking, so he's always on his guard

'Cause if you're gonna spy, you better spy hard

He's always there, when the chips are beginning to fall

He wouldn't care, if they kicked him and grabbed him

And shot him and stabbed him

And nailed both his ears to the wall

Facing death every day is a tough job for any man

But his hours are flexible, and he's got a great dental plan

By the way, if you walked in late,

Allow me to reiterate:

The name of this movie is Spy Hard

They call it Spy Hard

You're watching Spy Hard

It's the theme from Spy Haaaaaaaaaaaard!