The White Stuff

The white stuff, The white stuff

The first one was a sweet one

Second one was a blast

Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast

You can see 'em in my teeth

Tell it when I talk

Had so many my pancreas just went into shock

I love the white stuff, baby

In the middle of an Oreo

I love the white stuff, baby

It's the most delicious thing I know

I've had a zillion or two

In my life, they're so right

My teeth are all rotted clear through

But who cares? What else am I supposed to do?

Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, Oh Oreo

Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, the white stuff

Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, Oh Oreo

What's in the middle? The white stuff

The first time that I tried it

Got a big sugar buzz

Nothing gets me high as that sandwhich cookie does

But I love the filling most

I rub it on my roast

Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast

I love the white stuff, baby

In the middle of an Oreo

I love the white stuff, baby

Take some with me everywhere I go

Might get a pimple or two

Well, so what? It's all right

Now Twinkies and Ding Dongs won't do

All I need... You know what it is

Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, Oh Oreo

Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, the white stuff

Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, Oh Oreo

Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, the white stuff

Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, Oh Oreo

What's in the middle? The white stuff