Lyrics "Weird Al" Yankovic

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Word Crimes

[Intro:]

Everybody shut up, WOO!

Everyone listen up!

Hey, hey, hey, uh

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey

[Verse 1:]

If you can't write in the proper way

If you don't know how to conjugate

Maybe you flunked that class

And maybe now you find

That people mock you online

[Bridge:]

Okay, now here's the deal

I'll try to educate ya

Gonna familiarize

You with the nomenclature

You'll learn the definitions

Of nouns and prepositions

Literacy's your mission

And that's why I think it's a

[Chorus:]

Good time

To learn some grammar

Now, did I stammer

Work on that grammar

You should know when

It's