2 X 4

Thank God, for how I'm learning how to live

That's the ticket

That's the way of the world

That's the spirit

2 x 4, 2 x 4

2 x 4, 2 x 4

I'm going to hit you with a 2 x 4

Johnny Rotten hit me

Upside the head with a billy club

He also knocked me to the ground

He also shot me with his BB gun

2 x 4, 2 x 4

2 x 4, 2 x 4

I'm going to hit you with a 2 x 4

The electric eel

Shocked the hell out of me

He also blew me out of the water

He did, thanks to his ass

2 x 4, 2 x 4

2 x 4, 2 x 4

I'm going to hit you with a 2 x 4

Pontiac, we build excitement