Don't Curse In God's House

Once upon a time, I was cursing in Morning Star Baptist

Church

I called the evangelist a stupid crucif**k

Reverend Richard Price preached about my vulgar

language

He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a

nasty, filthy mouth

Don't curse in God's house

Don't curse in God's house

Don't curse in God's house

Don't curse in God's house

At this time, I told the preacher to f**k off

I told Reverend Richard Price to suck a male camel's

dick

Suddenly, he ordered one of the deacons to throw me out

of church

He then escorted me to the door

Don't curse in God's house

Don't curse in God's house

Don't curse in God's house

Don't curse in God's house

When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a

beating stick

I went up to the pulpit and clocked Reverend Richard

Price in the head

He fell to the floor

Suddenly, the police was chasing me out of church

After I called the preacher an asshole

Don't curse in God's house

Don't curse in God's house

Don't curse in God's house

Don't curse in God's house

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