Hell Greyhound Bus Ride

It's Wednesday, April 2, 1997, at 12:00 PM

I took a Greyhound bus to Des Moines, Iowa

It was a six-hour profanity demon hell ride

At 6:00 PM, the Greyhound bus

Arrived at the Des Moines bus station

Two of my music fans picked me up

And drove me to Fort Dodge, Iowa

Hell greyhound bus ride

Hell greyhound bus ride

Hell greyhound bus ride

Hell greyhound bus ride

At 2:00 PM on Friday, April 4, 1997

I went on a radio show joyride

I whipped out my Technics KN3000 keyboard

And sung four rock songs on 88.1 KICB

At 6:30 PM, I rode with my friends

To Knights of Columbus for sound checking

At 9:30 PM, I got up on stage and sung

Twenty rock songs in front of 200 rock fans

Hell greyhound bus ride

Hell greyhound bus ride

Hell greyhound bus ride

Hell greyhound bus ride

At 11:20 AM on Saturday, April 5, 1997

I caught the Greyhound bus to Chicago, Illinois

The Greyhound bus left Des Moines, Iowa at 11:30 AM

It was an eight-hour profanity demon hell ride without

music

At 7:30 PM, the Greyhound bus

Arrived at the Chicago bus station

I then got off the intercity bus

And yelled like a stupid fool

Hell greyhound bus ride

Hell greyhound bus ride

Hell greyhound bus ride

Hell greyhound bus ride

Kinkos, it's the new way to office