Kris Kringle Was A Car Thief

Once upon a time Kris Kringle stole a beat up Maverick parked behind my house

He used a screwdriver to jimmy the lock

After that he jumped into the stolen car and started up the motor

He drove away the stolen car in hot pursuit

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle was a car thief

Kris Kringle sped down West Fullerton Avenue looking for hookers

He was firewalling the throttle

When the Chicago police officers spotted the stolen

Maverick as it soon passed them they turned on their sirens

Then they went after the beat up stolen Maverick

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle was a car thief

The police pulled Kris Kringle over

Kris Kringle tried to escape from the police

He was arrested for auto theft

He was whisked away to jail

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle was a car thief

Kris Kringle was a car thief

Kris Kringle was a car thief

Kris Kringle was a car thief

Rock over London, rock on Chicago

Mitsubishi - the word is getting around