American In Amsterdam

It's only been an hour but I think I feel the power.

Tell me where do you guys wanna go to?

Well I could go for that but I need to buy a hat,

I think I saw some for sale on the small streets.

Can I play the game without a plan?

I think Pete has the map but tell me what's the difference?

Do not know exactly where I am.

I'm an American in Amsterdam.

Phil the mushroom jesus,

He is standing in between us preaching words that he doesn't believe.

I think that he is cracking,

Cuz he keeps calling me captain & he's barking and growling at strangers.

Later on tonight he's gonna turn back into Elvis,

When they kick his ass out of the sex show.

We play in a band that has no fans.

I think Pete lost the map, I don't know where we're going.

I'm trying to remember who I am.

I'm an American in Amsterdam.

Mike prefers a quiet conversation in the pub,

But the English are pissed drunk & raging.

"Hey Bono?" they said when they threw peanuts at my head and said

"Hey prick can we try on your glasses?"

Now I am just a dork, ut listen I come from New York so I said:

"Hey, what are you guys Irish?"

Came to play the game without a plan.

Pete puked on the map but tell me what's the difference?

I do not know exactly who I am.

I'm an American in Amsterdam.