Nikki's a Republican Now

She had a "Reagan Sucks" sticker on the window of her car

Back seat like a hotel, front seat like a bar

Skipped school every Friday smoking Kools cigarettes

Blasted U2 and the Pixies on an old Maxell cassette

Black nails, shaved head, dark Martin, little rock-n-roll queen

Got pregnant in the eleventh grade when she was seventeen

By my friend Terrell, the captain of the basketball team

Her daddy didn't like it so he made it disappear

She didn't have a baby, never had a senior year

Haven't seen her since she left and I thought about her just the other day

My friends told me:

Nikki's a Republican now

Nikki's a Republican now

Nikki's a Republican now

Nikki's a Republican now

I got a online and found her and I just could not believe

But there's Nikki with a Bible and a AR-15

She says that all lives matter and the media's a scam

The only gun control that she supports is usin' both hands

She stands for the anthem, says marriage is a woman and a man

Oh my good God!

Nikki's a Republican now

Nikki's a Republican now

Nikki's a Republican now

Nikki's a Republican now

She kicked her son out of the house 'cause she found out he was gay

He and his husband got their second Hatian baby on the way

Her daughter is a lawyer for the ACLU

Her boyfriend is a folk singer socialistic Jew

They don't come home to see her anymore because the think that she's insane

(Nikki's a Republican now)

Nikki's a Republican now

Nikki's a Republican now

Nikki's a Republican now

(Nikki's a Republican now)

(Nikki's a Republican now)

(Nikki's a Republican now)

Nikki's a Republican now